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to be a badass and angry constantly. you also are obliged to say cyka blyat every 10 minutes. Only people from Russia can achieve true levels of Russian, but anyone can be Russian if they can handle it. There is also an accent that all true Russians have, but it is typical for honorary Russians to not have this accent.
there are 3 things that are unachievable unless you're a true Russian
1. A love for vodka at a young age, typically 3
2. Constant wear of adidas clothing.
3. Communism
R: I kill bear with hand yesterday
A: Holy shit you're incredibly Russian
R: Da
A: Rush B amirite
R: cyka blyat
Russian by vuelle October 6, 2020
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RussianNosesqueeze 

When the U.S. Government sides with Russia; & decides to nosesqueeze the youth of our nation.
RussianNosesqueeze should be banned.

Russian disinformation

An excuse used to quickly delegitimize an allegation being made against you.
I saw those DM‘s in your phone between you and another woman! Are you having an affair?

Naw baby, those DMs ain’t real! That’s Russian disinformation!

Russian Mustache 

The act of giving a shoulder ride while the rider is facing backwards causing their pubic hair to sit on your upper lip as though it was a russian man's mustache.
I let out a sneeze when the curly hair from my Russian mustache tickled my nose.
Russian Mustache by Otown1988 October 27, 2020

russianitis 

Russianitis is a disease that turns you russian. That's it.
"ДРУГ! Кажется, я заболел несчастливой болезнью!" screamed Mark, now russian.
"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU SAYING?" replied Andrew.
Thank you for coming to my Ted-talk on russianitis

Russian beetroot 

imma give my boy a Russian beetroot tonight

Russian Salad 

Straight Vodka.
Since Russians don't have a lot of vegetables, they have to make due with making salad from potatoes. And what better than turning those potatoes into delicious Vodka.
Hey bro, Could you hook us up with some Russian Salad, We were going to party hard tonight!
Russian Salad by BadChad60nad November 10, 2020