dancer gone retarded 

Noun: a cheerleader; one's support system; a person who is there to help you stay motivated and get through whatever obstacle confronts you

Origin: Bring It On (2000)
Sparky: "Cheerleaders are dancers who have gone retarded."

Jake: I really don't want to do this paper.
Jess: You can kick this paper's ass. I'll be your dancer gone retarded.

Man, I'm exhausted. I wish I had a dancer gone retarded to help me get my energy back.

dancer gone retarded by Jake/JCatt December 7, 2006

Retardable 

Capable of Retardation

People are retardable and become retarded if given excessive electro-shock therapy.

Retardable by Omar Sultan December 15, 2006

get retarded

To drink such a large amount of alcohol that you start to destroy chromosomes.

'Man, I've got ten cartons of beer, four bottles of tequila, seven magnums of champagne and a flagon of wine. Lets get retarded!!!!'

get retarded by uncleboonie November 4, 2003

retardical 

a question that is too stupid to answer. A combination of rhetorical and retarded

What's my name?

Man, that's a retardical question...

retardical by Fearghalian Stallion October 21, 2008

retara 

a person by the name of tara who is quite retarded

Hey retara! you are so dumb!

retara by domrawks December 11, 2011

functionally retarded 

Mental deficiency characterized by stumbling speech, disconnection with reality, and unrestrained ego, yet behavior which is accepted by at most 50% of the population.

George W. Bush is functionally retarded.

functionally retarded by John Manyjars June 20, 2008

retardomondo 

See: retard, mondo.

Super retarded. Like a living fart with no education and self-inflicted brain damage.

"You know who's a Retardomondo?"
"Who, pray tell?"
"*insert name of an idiot you know*."
"fo sho"

retardomondo by Keyser_So_So June 12, 2005