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Muffin chaser

Someone who pursues people who have muffin tops sexually.
Some people are chubby chasers. But David likes them only that optimum amount of chubby, just enough for some muffin top but not enough to be huge. I give you, the Muffin chaser.
by ApricotFields June 11, 2019
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toad muffin

A warty vagina, or a vagina with many warts.
1) you could go with classic urban dictionary explanations like:
"Dude I slept with this girl last night and she was a total toad muffin...I think I'll hit her up again"

2) or you could go for the month python approach
"I have found the holy grail of women. She was a total toad muffin"

3) use as an insult to someone who slept with your ex:
"I BET HE TURNED YOU INTO A FUCKING TOAD MUFFIN, U FACKIN SKANK"

4) use for anyone you generally can't stand
"Why do you have to act like such a toad muffin all the time?"

5) or talk about a cat:
"Carl was petrified by the toad muffin. Like literally. He's made of stone now."

6) tinder:
"met a hot chick on tinder. We tried to Netflix and chill but then I saw her toad muffin ):"
by Wart Lips November 20, 2015
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Muffin

Slang used in drill songs referring to head
Song EOS-YAGI B X SET DA TREND X DOUGIE
Go out keem got hit in his muffin”
by urbandictionarydrill January 9, 2024
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Crusty Muffin

A crusty muffin is a slang term for a very unclean vagina. Typically with flakes of crusty skin, dried semen, dried discharge, or any other patina of std origin.
I almost picked up a hooker last night. I saw she had a crusty muffin, so I had to flee.
by victim of s.d.s.r December 12, 2023
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Frosted Chocolate Muffin

The act of excreting feces on a woman's vagina then jizzing on the feces
"Last night, John gave me a Frosted Chocolate Muffin. Now I smell terrible!"

"Ooh, I like chocolate muffins. Do you think John could slide me one?"

"You're really not getting this are you?"
by Ayd Off Hit Lher February 15, 2025
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Muffin mouth

The aftermath of going down on a woman, the mixture of saliva, vaginal discharge and pubes all around your mouth is a Muffin mouth
Dam son, you got mad muffin mouth. How long where you down there?
by Muffinmouth87 October 13, 2022
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Zylch Muffin

An Individual who often zylches for or with another individual, typically for sexual pleasure for either one or both parties.
You are my little Zylch Muffin

I love all my Zylch Muffins
by MrPotatoKopf April 5, 2024
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