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Fig monster

Fig monster is a greddy adj monster
Fig monster don’t take all the pizza you greedy monster
by Johnny walshy June 29, 2020
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Mud Monster

When you have so much fun that you wouldn't even notice if you were covered in shit.
"may we all be mud monsters"
by DefinitelyNotCoveredInShit01 September 18, 2021
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Big Wapella Monster

A famous folkloric creature known as the Big Wapella Monster is a big foot like creature that has terrorized single moms for decades. He’s ferocious, so when the Big Wapella Monster comes to town lock up your mothers.
The Big Wapella Monster took my mom last night!
by WapellaFan August 24, 2025
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Monster Gromper

An absolute monster of a vibrator, I'm talking fist sized, pump-action pussy pounding destroyer.
I just found this old ladies monster gromper.
by -Sheldonsleftleg September 25, 2025
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monster truck titties

When a woman (or various women) have voluptuous and oversized breast that contrast in size to the rest of her (or their) body. Monster Truck Titties can be all natural, or can be Implanted. Typically breast’s larger than a D sized cup, with slim a waistline.
“Damn, how can that girl be 5’6, size 2 waist, and have 32 DD Monster Truck Titties?

Ex: Kate Upton, Salma Hayek, Sofia Vergara, Pamela Anderson, and Busty Buffy all have Monster Truck Titties.
by M.F. Jones April 19, 2018
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CAKE MONSTER

CAKE MONSTER:
ALSO KNOWN AS - GREEDY FAT BASTARD, COOKIE MONSTER, BEASTBAG, SHARON SMITH , HONEY MONSTER
KNOWN TO EAT MEN WHOLE IF THEY STAND IN FRONT OF A CAKE. IVE EVEN SAW HER EAT A BABY!
HANGS AROUND OUTSIDE GREGGS AND OTHER SUCH BAKERIES INHALING CAKES WHOLE!
SHE HIDES CAKE IN HER MINGLE.
KNOWN TO SPEND £2000 A DAY ON CAKE; INHALES CAKE QUICKER THAN OXYGEN!
'LOOK AT THE STATE OF THAT CAKE MONSTER - SHOVELLING IT IN!'
'THE SHARON - I HEARD HER BLOODS CAME BACK 99.9% CAKE AND 0.1% CARAMEL, '
by PISSBAGPO May 21, 2018
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Veggie monster

Fat ginger veggie who has a questionable relationship with his sister (humf) he is also known as Fanta pubes
Veggie monster went to miss shaw after crying like a bitch
by Tuckerbro123 July 18, 2021
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