like a cock in a sock

When something fits perfectly, just slips straight in.

It fits like a cock in a sock!

by Neville September 19, 2017

Like Discount Fish

Really easily.

Usually in the sense of buying a bluff, lie, etc. someone buying something "Like discount fish" means they bought it almost instantly, without a second thought or any sort of analysis.

The term references the fact that due to its high price, people will often buy discount fish almost instantly without any consideration of its quality or why it's on discount.

Dandyman: I may or may not have of lied to the local policía that in return for your capture, I would

give them immortality.

Alucard: And they fuckin' bought that?

Dandyman: Like discount fish.

Alucard: You cheeky dick-waffle!

by Dusk Ealain April 4, 2017

fuck like a lesbian

Preferring sex that mixes things up, trying and exploring new things and sensations, with no real goal or endpoint. This is different than with men, who are known for wanting to fuck until they finish--whatever gets them there faster.

Boy: "I learned sex from a very adventurous girl. So, I kinda fuck like a lesbian. I'm told that's a good thing."

by blizzardbell March 9, 2017

hung like a rat

Often when men suffer from having a small penis they compare their length to an animal with a smaller penis.

The girls make fun of Mr. Nader's penis. "He is not hung like a horse he is hung like a rat!"

by Pain N D ass May 13, 2016

sing like a canary

To tell or confess to authorities.

My roommate asked me if he could bring illegal drugs into the house. I replied," Sure, but if you do I'm going to Sing Like A Canary!"

by King Miquel October 6, 2016

Lit like a lighthouse

When a person feels overwhelmed by energy, heat, and extreme thrist from doing Illegal drugs such as coke or meth.

Hey Justine did you see German walking in the alley in this freezing temperature at 3am? He's lit like a lighthouse.

by Julloa7 January 17, 2018

eat like a pig

The actions of one chowing down on food, in comparison to that of a pig.

They're so disgusting! They eat like a pig during our most casual means, which causes a scene.

by Mr_Map February 1, 2018