hung like a rat

Often when men suffer from having a small penis they compare their length to an animal with a smaller penis.

The girls make fun of Mr. Nader's penis. "He is not hung like a horse he is hung like a rat!"

by Pain N D ass May 13, 2016

Tits like hoovers

When a females breasts have gone so far south its like they have been sucked on by a hoover for a extended pairod of time. The breasts are normaly repulsive and have extra large nipples.

Carl said he's wife has tits like hoovers!

by CCFD December 9, 2010

smell like street

A sudden drop in cleanliness or hygiene; usually only temporary

Man, that bastard drove through a puddle and splashed me. Now I smell like street!

by urban-dictionizer March 2, 2015

fuck like a lesbian

Preferring sex that mixes things up, trying and exploring new things and sensations, with no real goal or endpoint. This is different than with men, who are known for wanting to fuck until they finish--whatever gets them there faster.

Boy: "I learned sex from a very adventurous girl. So, I kinda fuck like a lesbian. I'm told that's a good thing."

by blizzardbell March 9, 2017

smart like a rock

Listening to gossip from a rock. If you believe what a rock says you will believe anything. Having no common sense.

Oliver You are as smart like a rock.

by The sexy beast ox February 4, 2018

I like cheese

A word used to change the subject in some way.

"That's not how it works!" said Mark, and Lucy replied. "You don't know either, stupid!"
"I like cheese," muttered Olivia. "Me too," replied Lucy. "Me three." said Mark.

by cheezy_ May 28, 2018

swept like wildfire

See wildfire


To be destroyed, overwhelmed and destroyed.

The British forces swept like wildfire over Argentina.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 2, 2004