Lesbian

The best color in the whole goddamn universe.

Person 1: Lesbian is my favorite color!
Person 2: Wow dude! You must’ve been raised in Hollywood or something!

by Stupid Af June 21, 2021

Lesbian Birthday

The saddest shit you ever saw.

Ezekiel :" Dude "
my buddy Steve's wife talked him in to adopting a bunch of vietnamese kids , and they had to get rid of Steve's man-cave .... and his dog that he's had his whole life ....and, she made him give up his special edition star wars figures so the kids could play with them." "He said every day he wishes he would die in his sleep."
"because death would be better than this hell he has to live in"....
Then he said he prays every night "please God take me from this torment I cannot bear another day looking at my stupid wife and these damn children."

Tobias:....damn dude , his life looks like a lesbian birthday party.

by Djentile March 13, 2019

Lesbian

A girl who likes another girl

Mya: I'm lesbian
Leila: me too wanna be my GF
Mya: ofc baby girl

by Ur mom's basement March 30, 2025

Lusting After Fish Bones, Consumer Electronics, And Perianal Abscesses: The First Juvenile Release (Lesbian) 《▪︎¤□¤■¤》...

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Lusting After Fish Bones, Consumer Electronics, And Perianal Abscesses: The First Juvenile Release (Lesbian) 《▪︎¤□¤■¤》...

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 29, 2025

lesbian slayer

someone who kills lesbian women

I used to be a lesbian slayer

by hotjunglecheetos July 26, 2022

lesbians

a non women who is only attracted sexually and romanticlly to non women

they are lesbian . "non bainry ppl can be lesbians "

by yourfavhijabilesbian May 27, 2021

Lesbian

A lesbian is someone who has a gay boyfriend to cover up their true identity even though all of her friends would support her a lot

schmib is a lesbian, it’s okay i love her just as much

by Hiriendo May 31, 2021