Kevinism

the ideology of mixing nazism with communism. kevinism states that being gay is a fenlony, however being gay towards your homies is legal. Kevinism is based on horniness and sex.

damn bro, i want to live in a Kevinism society cos i want to fuck.
damn bro, i want to live in a Kevinism society cos i wanna be a nazi.

by KEVVVVZ October 13, 2021

Kevin

A plush panda living in Oslo and who likes beeing cuddled. He also enjoys staring at people in the night with a cheeky smile. Kevin was born in Texas, U.S., but is used to travel a lot. He can easily fit in a suitecase, just needs a few holes to breath.

Welcome to Oslo Kevin!

by Rabbit&Panda November 7, 2017

Kevin Aldred

The main reason kleenex is still in business!! He prefers 3 ply. Kevin is a true believer in mind reading and owns lanes 38 to 11. Does not drive raymond trucks because he only wears a crown. Will not second guess a call to the the ministry of labour. Kevin has also pulled more pallets than another reach driver. He's a strong believer that a missing check digit is a health and safety issue!!

Kevin Aldred is a spitting image of caillou!!

by KEVIN ALDRED January 20, 2024

Kevin

Your giant bird pet.

Your enemy: Kevin?

Your dumbass: Yeah! He's my giant bird pet!

The more sensible old man who's with you for some reason: But it ran off! (Throws away your prized chocolate) He's gone now.

by MultiMan44 July 17, 2022

Kevin

Kevin is a guy with normal size dick. (But way more bigger than Ken’s

“I heard that Kevin has a small dick.” “You should check Ken’s before you say so’”

by Kd666 November 22, 2021

Kevin

Kevin has such a great car. Kevin drives a modified Honda Civic. He also spends all his paychecks on his modified Honda Civic. Kevin loves his modified Honda Civic.

Random Girl: OMG it's Kevin!
Simon: How do you know?
Random Girl: He's in a modified Honda Civic

by Guilav September 13, 2022

Kevin

A cringe or lame action (typically in gaming) usually performed by an under performing person/teamate originating from the popular Ukev5 meme. the term "Kevin" can also refer to something bad or overall negative

youre such a kevin

by Ukev5 Lover June 10, 2025