Pastor John

Pastor John is a omnipotent being with no designated appearance, do not question him for you do not know the extent of what you are speaking of. That said, John is always going to haunt your nightmares, keep your doors locked, mortal.

Every second you’re not running, Pastor John Is only getting closer

by Dr.Pastor John November 4, 2021

John Han

John Hannoun (Jown-HaAn) Is a humble and humorous person. He excels in all categories. This is not a real life reference.

A John Han is most usually describing a person of high intelligence, and also of a nice/kind personality.

Example Wow, you're a John Han!

by Professor Harold James (PHD) November 16, 2021

John Louie

John Louie is amazing

John Louie is amazing

by ZEREFFFFF March 8, 2022

John Whyte

The act of putting something off; The highest level procrastinating..

"Why hasn't the dishes been done in 3 days?"
They have been john Whyte (whyted)

by 4U2nv5150 January 31, 2022

John Xina

Basically John Cena but speaking chinese.

bing chilling John Xina

by banana overlord February 7, 2022

john dusty

a guy named John, who often lands in Dusty Depot in fortnite

hey John dusty, where we droppin?
yall already know!!!dusty depot ofc

by Jjpacker69 October 6, 2021

Jeremy John

a motherfucking gorilla who will eat your cookies

yo that motherfucker is so swol he is like a Jeremy John

by g2b1o2y1 October 8, 2021