After thoroughly beaten, the partner takes the other's cock and whacks it against a wooden cart until he sings for Gelderland.
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When you “finish jousting” and Heath Ledger walks in.
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When you “finish jousting” and Heath Ledger walks in.
by NickLightning March 25, 2023
Get the Decapitated Golden Horsemug. An alternate title the noun "video game" (or "videogame"). Born from deluded ravings in the early morning in a Discord server, the term is used to confuse, complicate, muddle, jumble, over-complicate, garble, blur, obscure, cloud, etc. Works best if you actively deny your use of the word.
Two friends are having a discussion.
1.) "Hey, you done anything cool lately?"
2.) "Well, I recently purchased a really cool video horse called Wild Woody for my Sega CD."
1.) "A what?"
2.) "A video horse."
1.) "Hey, you done anything cool lately?"
2.) "Well, I recently purchased a really cool video horse called Wild Woody for my Sega CD."
1.) "A what?"
2.) "A video horse."
by Slamberelli July 28, 2017
Get the video horsemug. by Closet Gayng October 21, 2021
Get the Horsemug. 
One who rides horses and also happens to be a dike. Often found covered in horse fecal matter and or mud. One who wears jeans and boots most often thinks they are really cool.
by Urban+CowboY February 6, 2012
Get the Horse Dikemug. by dhar woman February 28, 2024
Get the Horsesmug. Is a parent or Guardian that does everything for ther children even brush there teeth after the age of 18
by Jackson 56 August 6, 2016
Get the home horsemug.