Horse Pop

noun. Alcoholic cocktail consisting of cheap, piss-tasting high-gravity malt liquor and lemonade; named after the 2009 YouTube sensation “The Amazing Horse.” Sister to the Brass Monkey, Horse Pop is also known as “Peckerwood Shandy” in the more rural communities of the Southeastern U.S.

“Man, it’s easy to get totally off my conkers drinking this 8%, only-$3 total-at-any-local-convenience-store Horse Pop.”

“That swampy tap water and Country Time powder mix sure polish the turd that is Olde English. Hand me another Horse Pop, would ya?”

by White-Guilt-91 May 09, 2021

Horse Tumbler

When a horse can’t see so it fucks a cow.

“Oh man that’s a horse tumbler!”

by urmomcentral December 25, 2021

Horse Pimp

A person who secretly places animal porn on a co-worker's work computer.

Kent is a total Horse Pimp, I mean just the other day he put animal porn on Mark's work computer screen saver.

by Hot Franklin October 28, 2021

horse taint

the person of which whom you are sometimes also referred to as a BIRD

"that guy is being a total bird", "No!, a horse taint"

by Pissingonbabyturtles February 18, 2021

Horse face

The definition of a face on which looks like the back ass end of a horse

When horse face speaks, I am reminded that I am talking to someone who looks like a horse

by Borderline stark November 13, 2020

Horse Face

Also known as Brad Keselowski. Nascar driver. Drives the #2 for Team Penske. Looks like a horse.

NASCAR fan: did you see Brad Keselowski?
NASCAR fan #2: yeah he has such a horse face.

by Nascar2488 May 03, 2016

Horse Girth

Typically a man that works in a lumber yard that has a very fat long dick.

Damn Ricky got that Horse Girth

by PandasPaw July 22, 2022