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I lost my hat in the accident describes a vehicle collision in Maplewood, MN, when a certain female, with a male passenger, backed into a tree and said male passenger claimed to have lost his hat. Of course, this male passenger had to tell everyone about his ordeal. LOLOLOL.
“I lost my hat in the accident” B. told D. as he dusted off his knitted pom pom hat. Everyone around the campfire heard this remark and had themselves a bit of a chuckle.
by Purplenado March 7, 2023
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Slouch hat

A slouch hat is a type of wide brimmed bicorn/tricorn, usually made of felt or cloth. The slouch hat has been used by many militaries and police forces, but is most famously used by the Australian military, or ANZAC. They are commonly depicted with one side being bent, the reason being it allows the user to more easily access a rifle equipped with a bayonet without damaging the hat.
P1: Why is that guy wearing a slouch hat?
P2: He's probably military, or it's because the sun's out.
by Arbitrary Arbiter October 8, 2022
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hats carlos

A creation by Tucker Robinson and Nick Vansell to confuse their coworkers
by Hats Carlos May 16, 2018
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Invisible Hat

Invisible hatting means to be highly successful, alpha, wealthy, or highly appealing to the opposite gender but want to keep a low profile. IE incognito
Y”all don’t even realise this guy’s invisible hatting. He could buy this whole place with the money in his pocket

Girls following fakers on Insta wishing they could find themselves an invisible hat
by Tommygoodtmz June 16, 2022
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P Hat

"I'm rocking that mufuckin P HAT. You can't get your shit back"
by jtrepassodigraci November 17, 2023
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toilet hat-trick bullseye

While accomplishing a toilet hat-trick the toilet water splatter of the falling shit hits the asshole and now the asshole is full of sperm, urine and shit, or menstrual blood, urine and shit.
Oh man, I had a massive toilet hat-trick bullseye this morning. I had to whipe my ass 15 times before all the sperm, piss and shit was all off!
by SpunkSkunk November 1, 2017
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HAT

Murder Or An Assassination Of A Person Accordingly Through The Usage Of The Same Weapon On Different Occasions
Heard You Caught A Hat On The Net?
Bwoa Them Fellas Better Get For I Start
Itching To Catch A Hat
Bwoa That Folk Who Went Tricking Got Found With His Hat Fitted
I'm Fitta Twist His Hat Back
by Kay Kano December 9, 2024
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