just-got-fucked hair

noun | hair that is in crazy disarray. and they didn't necessarily even get any play. They just have that look to them.

"Honey, who was he? Cuz you've got the just-got-fucked hair look going on."

by dopeLabber November 28, 2001

New hair, who dis?

When your new hairdo is so damn fire that you don't recognize the little people anymore.

Commoner: hey what's good?
You: New hair, who dis?

by B-Radley R-man August 4, 2021

singed nut hairs

Pubes that have been singed

my nut hairs are on fire, they are singed.

by Cory August 10, 2004

F*** me hair

That toussled up, high hair that screams "I'm looking to get laid tonight".

Hey Brian, check out the chick with the f*** me hair. Bro, be my wingman with her fat ass friend, I'm all over that hottie.

by Yo smitty May 13, 2008

finer than frog hair

When you feel so fine you just can't stand it. Frog hair doesn't exist, so, it must be pretty fine!

Rob:Susan how are you today?
Susan: Well Rob Id say Im finer than frog hair!

Rob: Whats what on a frog?

Susan: You ever seen hair on a frog?
Rob: Welp nope can't say I have...
Susan: Must be pretty FINE THEN!

All: Hahahahaaa.. ha.

by Wank Eubanks November 27, 2012

Get your hair did

To have one's hair cut/styled.

"If you're a fly gal, then get your nails done.
Get a pedicure, get your hair did."
- "Work It", Missy Elliot

by Jonic December 17, 2005

Pot of Stink Hair Stew

A slang term for the vagina.

We had a pleasant evening, and after champagne on the terrace, Liz let me stir her pot of stink hair stew.

by russasaurous June 19, 2008