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CHRIStians

the CHRIStians are legendary menaces we have started the corn trend and saved lives forever, follow @sometimesdwtt on twitter for updates
1: CHRIStians are lifeless losers that have nothing to do

2: bro you’re lying they just joke around and have fun, nothing wrong with that
by harlow’s #1 fan August 26, 2022
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christian cenni

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christian cenni loves taz
christian cenni is “white boy of the year”
by 4urmother July 15, 2021
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Christian

Christian is a very kind,nice,funny,intelligent person. Once you talk to him you will instantly fall in love with him. You will never want to let go of him. But be careful because if you break his heart, he will not be happy. He is very nice and smart. You will love him as soon as you see him or talk to him. You always want a Christian in your life.
omg is that Christian?
yes isn't he really cute and nice.
by pintrest lover May 4, 2021
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America is NOT a Christian country

(And this next part is in reference to the Russell Brand "They are trying to silence us" stream on rumble) So, he's talking to this priest and the priest is like 'America is a Christian country!' And he goes on to explain that ALL OF THE PROBLEMS... Are the direct result of people not doing the incest cult. And WE KNOW THIS. We already know... That when you don't do the sex cult... The adversary (They veil it by calling him "The adversary" or "the enemy" or "the people's champ" but what they MEAN is a LITERALLY AND ONTOLOGICALLY REAL SATAN, LIKE, AND ACTUALLY PSYCHIC MONSTER THAT IS CONFUSING THEM DELIBERATELY)
comes to get em. And he ties it into this story about Caesar and how Caesar declared himself God... So they murdered him (typical) BUT LITTLE DID THEY KNOW... He had a secret will... And he wanted this OTHER GUY to be Caeser... And THE OTHER GUY declared that HE is better than everyone... Forever... But NOT better than God! And he gave all of the glory to God (totally consensually) forever! So, those are the rules now forever. And that DEFINITELY IN NO WAY SOUND LIKE... The story of a deliberate and successful coup where the Catholic church murdered an emperor, forged a will, installed THEIR OWN EMPEROR (who will do and say whatever they want 'But God removed Saul and replaced him with David, a man about whom God said, ‘I have found David son of Jesse, a man after my own heart. He will do everything I want him to do.’ ACTS 13:22 There seems to be a recurring theme here), and then delcared the new guy better than everyone (Which is impossible because I was already better than evryone in the future and GOD WOULD KNOW THAT) but NOT better then God (Therefore, weak). Whatever, this is dragging on a bit, innit? You get the point. And this is the second part. 'America is NOT a Christian country' "
by Hym Iam May 23, 2024
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Christian moment

A sad sorry situation involving hitler in some way.
Duuude when he made that nazi joke in front of that jewish person, that was an epic christian moment
by Cranjis February 24, 2021
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baby christian

by A Jazzy Man-esque December 8, 2020
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Christian

Christian is one sweet loving dude. You can talk to him about anything. He’ll always hear you out. He knows how to treat he’s women. Just don’t get on his bad side because you won’t see his good side anymore.sorry:)
I miss you Christian- ashley lol
by She/ her November 23, 2021
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