Anal Pastie

Dervived from an Asshole, and the shit that comes out of it, an anal pastie is what someone is usually considered to eat if they are a shit eater, or lick peoples arseholes (figuratively). Anal pastie is usually used as follows...
Goddamn,

Bob, you really do eat your Dads anal pasties don't you. You lick more ass than a hungry blind canine.

Or

Fucking hell James, did you want to eat anymore of his/her anal pasties? You shitraping motherfucking poo prodder.

by Profanosaurus September 17, 2008

Anal cancer

Cancer of the asshole

"Oh shit ive just been diagnosed with anal cancer"
"ive got anal cancer my boyfriend will be annoyed"

by Xlea Snave July 19, 2009

Anal Sex

Fun.

Me and my daughter had some anal sex last night.

by FappyJizzCookie June 27, 2016

anal crumb

A crumb that is excreted from the anal region. Sometimes during sexual intercourse, one may be excreted and if partners want to they may pick it up, examine it, and eat it, resulting in a powerful orgasm for both of them.

Julie - *having sex* : Oh Tom!! Oh yes! Oh, I think my anus just spat out a small crumb.. ! Mmmm felt so good. Tom, pick it up and lets eat it.. mmmm." *pisses on it* "Mmm my piss tastes sooo good. Mmmm yeh."

Tom - *singing*: Crumbs, crumbs, anal crumbs, lick them up and scatter them aroouuuund.

by Crumb Scab 2000 November 3, 2006

Anal Spagettio

what you say when you accidentally put it in the wrong hole while doing doggy style

ohh babby...oh. anal spagettio. i think i made a mistake...

by ploxdodsource/csplzzz January 13, 2010

anal cavity

The cavities you get in your teeth from eating too much ass hole.

Your teeth rot out of your mouth because you've been eating too much ass hole. "Yo James, did you hear Mary got an anal cavity, I heard all of her teeth fell out of her mouth after her anal feast."

by Anal Rippler August 27, 2013

Anal Astronaunt

Act of males porking other males in the butthole.

harry sure is a anal astronaunt

by sexual relation July 14, 2009