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Shag your left toe

The phrase "shag your left toe" originates from modern day england. This phrase is normally used by fuckwits who think they can stick their dick in the most irrelevant parts of your body.

This Phrase has no meening, as it is just and irrelvant comment.
"Oi, shut up, or i'll give you a cheeky headbutt and i'll shag your left toe"
by ICantTellYouWordsAndShiz December 17, 2019
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Dirty Toes

A man that had sex outdoors, that's why the front of his shoes are dirty. You can tell he isnt a homeless bum,and he wasn't alone because his shirt is clean.
dirty toes knows dirty hos
by byeb August 20, 2021
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Toe feltbeat

A hot dominating specimen that will surely nearly make you blind with the hotness. It is the original member of the toeations and the first thing to ever step foot on this planet. It may also go by ‘Tom felton’
by Toestle June 9, 2022
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Timmy tabby toes

someone who is super cute and silly

it originates from a REALLY cute cat called Timmy tabby toes on the rspca website ( go adopt him he's so cute )
your so timmy tabby toes
by kaislistions February 18, 2025
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Licking their toe

When one is trying to get on the good side of someone else in order to extract a favor or other good from them. Targets of the toe lick maneuver are commonly professors, parents, or significant others.
"I really needed a grade boost, so I was licking their toe pretty hard in the course evaluation."

"Not to lick your toe or anything, but your eyes are like fucking diamonds and your brain is magnificent. Just to be clear, not licking any toes here."
by ToeLicker7 December 17, 2021
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horse toe

1. A horse’s toe
2. A man’s penis (how a man’s penis
represents a horse toe or a horse foot)
1. Theo: There was a horse with a horse toe.
Joe: Umm, I just gonna go now.
Theo: Oh.
2. Person 1: I have a horse toe.
Person 2: What?
by KB_2024 January 11, 2024
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Dothan Toe

A psychic told me that my wife would have 6 toes. I blew threw two family fortunes traveling the world looking for my wife. I found her in Dothan, Alabama where there are tons of women with the affliction of an additional digit...not sure why.
I'd like to take out Tracy, but I can't get over that Dothan toe.
by official_maddog April 27, 2023
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