Jack Chatting

Voice, video, text ting, m.s.n., yahoo, and numerous others used, any kind of conversation where one or both parties ends up masturbating.

I talked to this hot girl last night, on line when my brother busted in the room and caught us jack chatting.

by The_Wicked_Master December 14, 2010

Jack Whole

A guy being an ass.

A guy who is stupid. Aka Jack Whole

by loserdfnjlsdbngjlsdg October 18, 2010

Tack-Jack

An act that refers to a male, where he has a fistful of thumbtacks while he masturbates. Used when referring to something he wouldn't do...

Oh, geez man! She is so fucking ugly! I'd rather go Tack-Jack than sleep with her.

by Shikigama July 6, 2010

Snaggle-jacked

Adj. Any set of teeth that can duly be described as snaggle-toothed and jack-mouthed.

Damn that bitch's crooked, buck, ass, teeth scare me! What a heinously snaggle-jacked smile!

by disklaimer August 19, 2010

Heart Jack

The ability to induce pleasurable orgasmic sensations of the heart.

Heart masturbation.

Probably heart healthy and regulates good behaviour in humans.

An ability of romantics as well as spirituals.

Singing "Fall on your knees! O hear the angels' voices!" is a heart jack for the spiritually inclined.

by filthymouth November 21, 2010

Jack-Rigged

When someone obsessively and methodically secures an object, home, shed, camper or house boat with several locks (or screws) so that it’s impossible to be broken into or stolen. Such as putting a lock or locks on a lock. Originally coined in reference to Jack Smith of Arkansas.

That grill isn't going anywhere now that I've Jack-rigged it....

by Miss Prissy Pants May 25, 2010

Flacid Jack

When the porn or any other source of sexual pleasure isn't hot enough to give you a boner and your penis is flacid like a flap jack, but you still rub one off anyways.

"I was watching tub girl last night, but she didn't do it for me so I pulled a flacid jack just for the heck of it."

by DjDM May 20, 2009