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Premium wank

When you finger your arsehole whilst wanking, creating double the pleasure
Oh Ewan, I had a great premium wank the other day, it felt so nice
by Harry eade December 26, 2021
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Debrief Wank

A "debrief wank" is the post-mission solo celebrational personal victory lap after an evening of sexual activity or romance, where you give yourself a standing ovation or high five for a successful mission 'a job well done' in the field of pleasure - the grand finale to a night of shared exploits, "the solo encore to a duet of delight".
So, you know that night with Ellie? Well, I had to wrap it up with a debrief wank when I got home, like a way to commemorate a successful evening.
by Japseyelicker123 April 9, 2024
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No Wank Day

July 8th is national no wank day for the Bois: anyone who breaks this sacred act on this day is gay, nothing but gay.
Guy 1: dude I just busted over your sister
Guy 2: wtf man it's July 8th!
Guy 1: what!?
Guy 2: it's national no wank day! You're gay 💀
by Jo Dada July 7, 2020
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Wyatt Wank

When a male person is jacking off and their unnecessarily attractive mother comes in and finishes them off.
Wyatt was masturbating until his hot mom came in and performed the Wyatt Wank.
by _Hrob_ March 20, 2023
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Fury wank

When someone gets that excited about the boxing they jizz in their pants
Barry was so excited bout the fight he done a fury wank
by Barry charver October 10, 2021
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Pretzel wank

An exciting masturbation technique for the more experienced and flexible. You put your arm behind your body and bring your hand underneath and between your thighs while squatting. Grabbing your little fella and slap it till it lamattacks everywhere. The shape you end up in resembles a pretzel
1) When you become bored of solo one handed cranking , Change it up with a pretzel wank.

2) If your stuck in a situation where you are crammed in a tight space and alone. Why not have a pretzel wank?
by Itsfarkinchriso June 1, 2017
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Spider man wank

When ones wearing pair of dirty knickers on his face as a mask while wanking
by Big dick Ernie November 22, 2021
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