Belgian Commuter Train

A sexual encounter where 12 German men rail your wife, while you masturbate from the closet, covered in chocolate (cause Germans).

Grüben: Yah, so what do this weekend, Yan?

Yan: Oh you know, we just stayed in and ordered the Belgian Commuter Train. My wife really rode them to pleasure town, one by one!

by Ol Toofless Crack-Ho October 16, 2022

Single Train

When you've been single for a while, you officially come aboard the single train, where you will most likely be lonely for the rest of your life. To drive the single train means you've been single for a very long time.

Person 1: Bro I gotta get back into dating, I've been on the single train for a whole year now
Person 2: ha lonely ass hoe

by yourdadlmao March 2, 2020

Freight Train

When you're so ugly your face will make a Freight Train take a dirt road.

Bro. My girlfriend can pull nice head but her face would make a Freight Train take a dirt road.

My grandma said Marie's face would make a Freight Train take a dirt road, then a dirt NAP.

by ARsithuldore April 5, 2021

Train wreck

Any DC continuity or connected universe.

DCEU is such a train wreck!

by gustomia June 19, 2022

train

A BTEC bus with burned wheels

what we gonna get then?

Lets get the train over there.

Nah, fuck that. Fucking peice of shit.

by TigerManGaming February 20, 2019

steam training

Talking to a girl that's already being chirpsed

Did you see that stinky steve he just fucking steamrolled me on a sure thing. He's always steam training me.

by Steuagsobssusg April 20, 2017

Texas Train Station

AKA extreme docking. The act of one man inserting his penis into the piss hole of another man's penis.

Hey Samuel, that's a pretty tiny dick you've got there, I've been gauging my piss hole just hoping I'd find a man with your size dick so you can stick it in mine and we can have a proper Texas Train Station.

by Idrill January 13, 2024