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Trump Card 

this is a ultimate weapon you use when you have nothing else to use to win and it will blow your enemy away easily... for instance you trying to fight a monster made out of fire and nothing works and you throw a bucket of water on it that you was saving to drink on a rainy day son... and you worrying about surviving without it...no worries you have no choice but to use it to survive it anyway. it may not always be as drastic as this but it paints the master piece quite nicely.
i didn't want to but you made me resort to my trump card
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Trump supporter 

A trump supporter is somebody who is either a 12 year old boy who plays Fornite and has no idea who trump is and just supports him because it's "cool" or a 50 year old man named Bubba who rides motorcycles to the nearby Walmart and back. Trump supporters come in VARIATIONS and most are dangerous.
Person 1: I love being an American with a middle wage McDonald's job and no dad!! It makes life so much better!
Person 2: so your a trump supporter...?

Trump Tower 

When you shit so much it accumulates in a tower form then, when separating from your anus, it falls and slaps your nut sack before collapsing in the water.
I shat so much this morning i Trump Towered my balls.

Trump Train 

A gang bang consisting of fat old white men with comb-overs and bad spray tans.
After begrudgingly consenting to a Trump Train, Kelt reconsidered her stance on abortion.

Trump 16 Mad Cow Virus 

Any Pro-Trump supporters who use the term “Trump Derangement Syndrome to attack anyone who is anti-Trump.
Ruby got called out for having Trump 16 Mad Cow Virus by her friend ,Becky ,after Ruby said that she had Trump Derangement Syndrome .

Trump 16 Mad Cow Virus 

In addition to being used as a defence mechanism against Pro Trump supporters for telling anti- Trumpers that they have “Trump Derangement Syndrome,” it is far worse than Covid 19, in that there is no known cure for it except using group intervention, deprogramming via electro shock therapy and as a last resort, full frontal labotomy.
Ruby Ellers got called out by her ex-BF Angie Walz as having been infected with Trump 16 Mad Cow Virus after Ruby told Angie that she’s got Trump Derangement Syndrome. Angie & her friends had tried group intervention, but to no avail. So now Angie & her friends are hoping to have Ruby deprogrammed via electro shock therapy. If this doesn’t work, then Angie will call the men in white coats to take poor Ruby away and having Nurse Ratchet and her fellow neurosurgeons perform a full frontal labotomy instead.

Trump Lumping

lumping humans into one’s own personal singular self created category without any consideration of the rest of humans multifaceted personality traits. A commenter lumping their opponent into a group with very negative association to remove all legitimacy from their opponent.
Trump was trump lumping when he said “I’m not gonna say who I mean. I’m just saying you had forces saying things that were evil. They were bad people and he is a very, very fine man.”
Trump Lumping by AlRut August 23, 2022