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Two-Way Wiper

An individual that is so stingy, that after wiping their ass with some toilet paper, they flip it over and use the unsoiled side.
Steve: Fucking Jim wouldn't even loan me five dollars so I can buy a slice of pizza.
John: Well, what do you expect? The guy is a Two-Way Wiper!
by traphouse333 June 20, 2018
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the jf way

3 words that are the school moto of John Flamsteed Community School: Ambitious, Committed, Proud. It’s ways that u can show these 3 qualities ina nod out of school, and is plastered on posters all around my school. (John Flamsteed) Ripely Academy (John Flamsteed’s partner school) has the Ripley Way, which is literally the same thing but just for their school.

Nobody follows these rules/qualities tho, we’re all just assholes ✌️
The Jf Way xxxxxx
by Tessla_xtlgx_03 September 18, 2023
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One-way

A person or thing that only goes around in one direction. A one-way person is someone will get things but wont give things to other people
Stop being one-way
by Plep501 May 22, 2018
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One way simping

When a person and another person simp for eachother but when one person causes a problem to the other they stop talking to them for a while but again both start simping shortly but can easily stop when a problem occurs
John why are you one way simping for Ava she keeps simping back but then leave than come back
by Howdoidothis September 2, 2020
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go way

Father: Why are you using baby powder?
Child: GO WAY
by niBBa nicc May 2, 2018
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way way

the only rule is that if you do not understand what it means you are way way :(
yo did you see joe’s tech fleece, it looked pretty way way at if you ask me.
by tsgshejj544 August 16, 2021
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Two-Way Wiener

Penis that is capable of both delivering and accepting sperm; typically attached to both a male and female reproductive system in a single individual. The two-way wiener is the main feature of the external genitalia in a very specific type of Hermaphroditism, in which the bearer may 1.) Become impregnated through penile docking and the acceptance of sperm via ejaculate into the attached female reproductive system 2.) Impregnate the bearer of another two-way wiener via ejaculation of own semen 3.) Self-fertilize and self-impregnate (Hermaphroditic cloning) or 4.) Impregnate a female individual through said seminal release.
Delivery of offspring through the two-way wiener is notoriously painful and difficult, and typically ends in Cesarian section or complete destruction of the two-way wiener. Complete and total destruction of the two-way wiener may result in loss of sexual function and may require a permanent urinary catheter.
by ShakeyBeaver October 8, 2014
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