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Shampoo Donkey

A large elephent, typically with a #76b129 tip. Can be found "Jacking Off" during a school shooting.
by COCK MUNCHER 374 December 13, 2022
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Donkey burger

(Verb.) During sex you take a shit in your partners mouth and then insert two pieces of white bread.
She was upset that she was donkey burgered after she had brushed her teeth.
by Popejohnpaul May 23, 2019
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donkey docking

when two men are boning it out and don't wanna do it in the butt they touch their wangs together and pulling ones foreskin over the others wang, creating a docking port. and then ejaculating into the said 'donkey dock'
"hank was a little scared of feces, so he and Seth went donkey docking instead of the traditional gay way"asshole
by lisaloo1123 July 29, 2014
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You're the Donkey to my Shrek

This is a kind phrase, that shows a frendship that will last forever. Transend space and time. Simply put, you will be friends forever.
Me:"It's been a really hard day, you know. My entire family died because of a madman"
My friend:"Don't worry, no matter what you're the Donkey to my Shrek"
Me:"you didn't let me finish"
My friend:"what?"
Me:"my entire family was killed by a madman dressed in a Shrek costume, is this some kind of sick joke?"
by The Funny Skibidi Froog Man December 14, 2023
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donkey

by thomasdatankengine January 12, 2021
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Swamp Donkey

Tim: “What the fuck is that sound?”

Nick: “Oh that’s the Swamp Donkey. We know she’s here before she does.”
by Emtff99 August 2, 2021
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Donkey (Racing Game)

A Game where you have to avoid your car from crashing because of a donkey.
The IBM PC comes with Donkey (Racing Game).
by Darkbross November 9, 2022
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