turd loaf

Used as an adjective "turd loaf" can be used to describe a person as being ugly.
Tiffany you look like such a turd loaf in that dress take off!
by Dude FInal January 08, 2015
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turd smurgler

a person who is very deceiving and sneaky about things involving insignificant things
Peter was being a turd smurgler yesterday about dumb shit
by Steve Burhman May 29, 2008
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Hollis-turds

A group of middle aged men who wear Hollister clothing in an attempt to be 'hip' and 'cool'
"Walked into work today and half the guys were in Hollister clothing... What a bunch of Hollis-turds!"
by Gopster-2k16 September 15, 2016
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yah yah nah turd

A cool new phrase with the kids in New York.
ME: Hows it goin bro..

Him: Not bad bro..
ME: Yah yah nah turd
by GodzillaSiaa February 21, 2016
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turd gobbers nest

When there is a pile/group/nest of people or insects that are gross or unsettling and something to stay away from
Is that a turd gobbers nest on the siding of that house?
Yea she’s weird, she’s a part of them turd gobber nest kids down the road
by Turd nest November 27, 2021
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A way of describing someone who is thick or stupid.
“She’s as thick as a Boxing Day turd, her!”
by AwesomeGuy898 June 21, 2025
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turd canal

a little river that must be expand into big river. where the brown trout swims, do not eat, is poisonous. the water is brown, do not drink, is also poisonous. put your penis in it and slide it around until the spooge erupts. the river loves you if she didn't shoot you for doing this.
i put it in her turd canal and she pull her gun and shoot me. is failure.

i put it in her turd canal and she suck it clean when finish. is love and a bit of something else too
by kinky_donkey_punch69 April 12, 2018
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