cold toilet seat

even tho its cold....... its better than warm toilet seats.

guy: would you rather have a warm toilet seat or a cold toilet seat

guy 2: cold toilet seat.

by Evelynisthere. June 26, 2023

Ikea toilet

Something you are not allowed to shit in, when it's CLEARLY a toilet

nerd: erm, sure you can't shit in the ikea toilets

Chad free thinker: why not? Literally 1984

by ayochadbeat August 2, 2023

GC toilet brush

When you pee on the poop stuck to the toilet bowl in order to clean it.

Mark’s manager at Guitar Center asked him to clean the men’s toilet using his GC toilet brush.

by El dude420 August 18, 2023

Tesco Toilet

a place the 3 babas go to get fried

Let’s get faded in Tesco toilet

by rubcat August 29, 2023

Skibidi Toilet

just one of the things to come out of Ohio.

Skibidi Toilets are funny

by Lovethecreeper September 19, 2023

Tanner toilet

Also known as the nearest place to take a dump. One may be using a Tanner toilet when they have to go, on the go. Is most commonly used on long trips, but can be used when in long meetings, or at dinner with friends.

Our trip to the zoo several of us had to use the Tanner toilet.
It’s never a good day when the Tanner toilet is being used.

by Tomorrow riser October 9, 2023

Seasoned Toilet Paper

Toilet paper which is used.

Hey Fido! Get away from that trash can! NO! Bad dog! Don’t eat the Seasoned Toilet Paper!

by o0ill0o October 20, 2023