A kind of species with a godly presence. Anyone with the name Jake bestowed upon them shall know that they are, according to the Holy Bible, an honourable chad with appearances that even God himself couldn't possess. A Jake's looks are in fact so iced out and drippy to the point of frostbite. They are commonly known to cause fainting, amnesia, and concussions all caused from looking at one for a prolonged amount of time. They are so powerful they possess the power of 1000 individuals. One can never understand the true immeasurable physical and mental power of one Jake. They are also known to hunt down any shotacons and lolicons and do anything to put down one.
by DQ Jesus August 13, 2021
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Get the Jake English mug.If you have the name Jake or no anyone called Jake they are more likely to be really angry so do not try and speak to him because you will most likely get told to kill yourself or get called a ugly slag
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*and don’t be fooled by the bad rep j names have, they’re the sweetest, truly
*and don’t be fooled by the bad rep j names have, they’re the sweetest, truly
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Get the Jake mug.A giga Chad that was excommunicated after his magnum dong got erect and knocked god down from heaven. Turning to the dark arts he created surprisingly great rates to collect disciples for his cult of state farm.
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