straight girl syndrome

straight girls whom are creeped out by guys simply due to not being attractive enough

That bitch blocked me because I wasn't as handsome as that D-bag. She should be checked for Straight Girl Syndrome.

by suck_my_d33 July 14, 2021

straight white man

Luke mf Roberts.

I hate that straight white man

by ihatestraightwhitemen December 6, 2022

Straight up posted

Straight up posted is where you look really good. It comes from when you have a really good-looking photo and post it online.

Man 1: You look really good
Man 2: Yeah, straight up posted
Man 3: Thanks guys

by Rupertpembot January 11, 2023

ur dad straight

The opposite of ur mom gay.

Virgin #1: Ur dad straight
Virgin #2: No u

by dumbbrickxd November 28, 2018

Straight to da Baja

A place where you take a female that you been waiting to fuck the shit out of and destroy her bike -Justinbtfw

“some where you go when u want to fuck someone. A place where you will have a good time at and willl always want to come back and visit . A place where you will be at on Valentine’s Day and the weekend and on during your birthday“

“Let’s go straight to da Baja today” -Justinbtfw

by Justinbtfw February 11, 2019

Straight-gay female

A heterosexual identifying cis gendered woman who dates human beings who identify as men.

“I’m taking this straight-gay female on a date today! I’m excited!” Tommy stated to his friends as he got his hair cut.

by Prettybabetheone March 20, 2021

Super Straight

A person, for example a guy who prefers women who are biologically born female, the ones who bleed every month and bare children in their wombs, NOT the women who start growing a beard if they forget to take their pills.

To sum it up, a person who prefers the person of the opposite sex who has their sexual organ intact and not tinkered with.

He is super straight.

by sirweeb March 10, 2021