Shower

A place a Dark Souls player has never been.

"When was the last time you were in the shower?"
"What's a shower?"

by Ekvok December 19, 2022

Painting the shower wall

When a boy jerks it in the shower.

Mel was very disturbed after she walked in on her brother painting the shower wall.

by HK!! February 28, 2011

Cell Shower

The act of taking a shower and using your cellphone at the same time.

Not to be confused with "shower sleep".

Dorm mate 1: "Why is James taking so long?"
Dorm mate 2: "Probably because he is doing a cell shower, as I saw him take his cellphone into the bathroom."

by MST3K I like September 26, 2025

June showers bring scary tornadoes

an old saying

Man, those June showers bring scary tornadoes

by cool dude ste June 28, 2017

Shower bowling

When your significant other owns 12 or more hair products and getting in and out of the shower makes you a bowling ball

Ricky is standing next to the water cooler. Looking cooler than normal. Alfred walks up. What's going on? Ricky replies. I got a strike getting out of the shower this morning, Alfred replies damn straight.
Shower bowling!

by Shower bowling October 16, 2022

shower-stomper

Someone who excretes feces and scat in the showers, then proceeds to stomp it down the drain.

"Did you see Big Mike in the showers?"
"He is a fucking shower-stomper"

by Aoki-kun February 11, 2020

Taxi Shower

A taxi shower is common in Wall Street when you are working long hours and do not have time to rest. In this case, you hail a cab, go home and shower quickly while the taxi waits, and head back to work immediately.

I will finish this project by Sunday morning. I’ll just take a taxi shower Sunday morning and can present to the clients Sunday noon.

by Anti-Legwarmers March 3, 2023