Jersey right

Making three left turns in order to go right.

To make a Jersey right, You make a left, another left, and another left and your right there. (Which is impossible in New Jersey because you cant' turn left)

by phon3guy October 3, 2022

Right angle triangle

A love triangle in a maths room in which three people write incredible love letters

Oh yeah I know them three ,the right angle triangle?

by Majesticsnail July 9, 2022

Right Brigade

You can't disappear anymore,
I see your face lurking outside the window.
You say you're a trife, I'm a bore.
You touch yourself, put your face in the pillow.

But the funny thing about you is
You remembered to leave it behind.
And the funny thing about me is
I'm a member of the Right Brigade.
Makes no difference to me what side you choose,
What side will lose.
All there is to perceive is what I want
And I know how to get it.
But the funny thing about you is
You remembered to leave it behind.
And the funny thing about me is
I'm a member of the Right...
Right Brigade!
Right Brigade!

by Gothic Miscreant November 29, 2023

Rights

"All rights stem from personal property right starting with self-ownership." ~ Eric D. July

Hym "No. Rights don't come from the government in the libertarian Ethos. I also hate having to name names but I know how big of sticklers you all are about citations and know (now) that you will use it a justification for hoisting me with my own petard. I'm also not happy with how few people went over there when I told them to... Tsk tsk... Anywho... Back to sitting in the dark..."

by Hym Iam September 12, 2022

Driving in my car right after a beer

A meme where asgore runs over dess

Driving in my car right after a beer
Hey, that bump is shaped like a deer
DUI?
How about you die?
I'll go a hundred miles
An hour!

Little do you know, I filled up on gas
Imma get your fountain-making ass
Pulverize this fuck
With my Bergentrück
It seems you're out of luck!
TRUCK!

by Fearh and hungah July 19, 2025

social right

The part of the political Left that pretends to be socialist then systematically betrays the electors once their seats are secured.

The social right, which is supposed to be left-wing, gives more importance to governing than to the measures it will apply, and finds itself governing with the right for the right, despite being elected by the left.

by asceticfigure July 22, 2024

Poke the right bears

Business folks say this to 1) imply they can do favors, affect change, etc. and 2) sound macho.

Especially common among grown-up douchebro yuppie types.

Hydrogen fuel cells aren't a development priority this quarter? Let me see if I can poke the right bears to get this done.

by unicodebandito May 9, 2017