pizza

you eat this because your fat ugly and you really have no life im sorry to say it but its the truth.

Pizza is something you eat

by unknowns pet fish October 6, 2020

Pizza Mac

So pizza mac is like the only reason I hit this place up in my town cause it got 3 cheeses , thick cut pepperoni and it got pizza sauce in it and like for 12 bucks you get like 2 pounds of it

That pizza Mac made me pregnant.

by Lashonhara August 5, 2021

Cheese pizza

Child pornopornography

I looked at cheese pizza im so ashamed of myself

by Michael cumcock September 21, 2023

lay a pizza

to vomit (especially when one is intoxicated)

After too many tequilas, he rushed outside to lay a pizza on the porch.

by Mr Professor October 26, 2013

Pizza

The most disgusting food in the history of the world.
Never eat pizza!
It is a disgusting combination of Cheese, Tomato Sauce and Whatever disgusting toppings you want on top.

*2 friends at lunch*
Pizza Friend: Hi
Me: Hi, you're eating pizza!
Pizza Friend: Ya?
Me: That's the most disgusting food in the world!!!!!!

by I Wrote This, So Its Facts :) November 3, 2020

frozen pizza

When a male jizzes on a frozen pizza and returns it back to the freezer to refreeze it. Then he bakes for his friends.

Yo man, want some frozen pizza?

by Bennyboi0026 August 7, 2021

gutter pizza

Imagine opening the pizza box to find a chaotic scene: the once perfectly round pizza is now a mess, all squished to one side, as if it had a run-in with a wild gust of wind. Toppings cling desperately to the edges, cheese cascading over the lip of the crust like a cheesy waterfall, while sauce streaks across the cardboard like a colorful abstract painting.
This is known as a gutter pizza as the person picking up the pizza tripped on the carpark gutter when exiting the pizza shop causing the pizza box to hit the ground.

Bloody rizza delivered a few gutter pizzas after he stacked outside the pizza shop

by Str8rippinpro April 24, 2024