father: son go do your homework and improve your grades.
son (scowling): how the devil's name did you know my grades were so poor?
father: I had the common sense to clean out the ashes from the fireplace. And guess what I found ? Bits and pieces of your report card. Put two and two together and the result is, that you tried burning your report card; didn't want your mom and myself to see it, I'd imagine?
son (scowling): how the devil's name did you know my grades were so poor?
father: I had the common sense to clean out the ashes from the fireplace. And guess what I found ? Bits and pieces of your report card. Put two and two together and the result is, that you tried burning your report card; didn't want your mom and myself to see it, I'd imagine?
by Sexydimma April 29, 2013

Though we all know Obama's last name will most likely never be truly discovered, some may argue that his last name could be "the second", and judging at his full name from google, "Barack Hussein Obama II", I would agree
P1: hey, P2, have we found out Obama's last name yet?
P2: sadly, I don't think so.
P3: actually, his last name is "the second", look it up!
P2: sadly, I don't think so.
P3: actually, his last name is "the second", look it up!
by Shuit March 8, 2022

by King Purpose December 9, 2023

Frylock and I'm on top, rock ya like a cop. Meatwad, you're up next, with your knock knock (my name is)
by ScreamLoud763 July 5, 2025

<.7.9.7.6.>Tays2cents' Denial Of Angel Jose RObles Changing His Name TO Hellstrom Imaweli Tanna As Weel As Having THe Artist Name Of Doctor Sparta<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>Tays2cents' Denial Of Angel Jose RObles Changing His Name TO Hellstrom Imaweli Tanna As Weel As Having THe Artist Name Of Doctor Sparta<.7.9.7.6.>
by Adujasty343 June 15, 2025

Toby is always horny, he needs to stop, you cant fuck a goddamn cookie, you stupid fuck. Vampire cookie's energy doesn't mean you can have intercourse with said delicacy.
Me: *being normal*
Toby: HOLY SHIT I WANNA FUCK A COOKIE
Me: WTF
Toby: WHAT KIND OF ENERGY DOES DOG COOKIE GIVE OFF, OMG RIGHT I WANNA FUCK IT.
Me: *searches up "horny all the time where is tobys name but only for cookies" on urban dictionary*
Picture of toby comes up
Me: stop
Toby: HOLY SHIT I WANNA FUCK A COOKIE
Me: WTF
Toby: WHAT KIND OF ENERGY DOES DOG COOKIE GIVE OFF, OMG RIGHT I WANNA FUCK IT.
Me: *searches up "horny all the time where is tobys name but only for cookies" on urban dictionary*
Picture of toby comes up
Me: stop
by GenderBendr November 12, 2021

An appeal launched just-in-time to a Facebook administrator to un-ban an account from posting. Used in political discourse, the appeal is construed as a pre-emptive strike against sites that seek to prevent bloggers from posting a response against an assertation.
The blogger who cites the expression 'kanban me' is granted free passage by the site administrator to post up to 10 rebuttals and agrees to abide by a code of conduct in posting his/her response. The blogger is required to post using his/her own identity and endeavors not to defame or slander anyone in his rebuttal.
The root word kanban is a lean or just-in-time manufacturing process invented by Taiichi Ohno.
The blogger who cites the expression 'kanban me' is granted free passage by the site administrator to post up to 10 rebuttals and agrees to abide by a code of conduct in posting his/her response. The blogger is required to post using his/her own identity and endeavors not to defame or slander anyone in his rebuttal.
The root word kanban is a lean or just-in-time manufacturing process invented by Taiichi Ohno.
Commonly used as a hashtag expression:
#FreeMyInternet - kanban me <name of organization>!
The above hashtag FreeMyInternet denotes a movement formed to promote freedom of speech on the Internet.
#FreeMyInternet - kanban me <name of organization>!
The above hashtag FreeMyInternet denotes a movement formed to promote freedom of speech on the Internet.
by Quiet Desperation December 13, 2013
