Mississippi Mud Baby

A big ass turd that's extremely long and wide. Trying to poop it out feels like giving birth to a baby

"Bruh, Justin left a Mississippi Mud Baby in the toilet now its fuckin' clogged man!"

by somebodythatyoudontknow November 29, 2021

F-mud

fuck my useless degree

use F-mud when you got a non stem degree and you're not proud of yourself.

by Sexydimma December 21, 2022

Mud Monster

When youre having so much fun you wouldnt even notcie if you were covered in shit.

"may we all be mud monsters"

by ilovepati September 19, 2021

mud flaps

a pair of ass cheeks

1: yo how'd you like your spicy food
2: excellent. it left my mud flaps flailing on the toilet

by vwfwefewfwef March 7, 2022

mud beast

fat girl

That chick is such a mud beast! Would you do her? Hell no!!

by kindanuts July 15, 2011

swamp mud

A synonym for diarrhea, or a diarrhea of certain texture?

I started taking forskolin several days ago. Since then, I've had diarrhea that looks like swamp mud.

by OccasionalEnglishLearner July 7, 2016

European Mud Slap

Pulling back the foreskin of your penis after a mind blowing colon extravaganza and slapping the male in the face with your shit covered cock

I think Ricky's european mud slap gave me pink eye!

by TheColonCommander99 December 24, 2021