Forman's Mom

a very nice woman who has no relation to any sort of sexual events with any of Forman's friends

"Hi Mrs. Forman, you are a really nice person"

by formite April 24, 2005

My mom

shes a hoe that has no life and wont let me hav one, shes ways to protective and calls me a hoe, she only trust very few friends and thinks the other ones are criminals which they arint that fuckin hoe

Whoa shit man my moms way to protective

by PYRO October 11, 2004

your mom

A completely stupid thing to say when someone is pissed off or has just been burned, but can't think of anything better.

Dude, you suck at this game!

Yeah well... your mom!

by TheBurninator December 10, 2003

Mom Destroyer

An Arabian bastard who beats his mom with lamps, slippery dildos, etc.

Lee M. is a mom destroyer. His mom is so ripped now.

by Butt Eash November 12, 2003

yer mom

something to say to people to get them mad at you because people here it so much. so if you wanna nice old punch in the face you just say it till you cant talk no more

example
person #1: hi
person #2: YER MOM
person #1: SHUT UP SPED
person:#2: BITE ME!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHH

by chippy chipmunk June 10, 2005

mom jeans

Mom jeans are high-waisted denims cut wide to accommodate the ample hips, thighs and posteriors of American mothers too busy driving their kids to soccer games to find time for a personal trainer.

Mom jeans are designed for people looking more for comfort than style.

by NewGillman April 30, 2012

step mom

1. The hottest cheerleader in your high school class that your rich old dad just married and moved into your house and you can't stop thinking about boinking.

2. The 30 something Thai bargirl your dad just married and brought home that gives you a raging hard-on. See MILF.

1. "Ted, your mom's really hot! "Shut up Bill!"

2. Step mom "Son, will you put lotion on my back" BOING!

by The Vampire LOGOS October 11, 2005