Alf Martin

Alf Martin, the pedo norwegian teacher that loves to flirt with the teenage girls in his class. He is basically balding with only a little patch similar to a brownie stuck to his forehead. His big schnozer covers his whole face and he will try everything he can to make fun of you infront of his entire class.

He will love you if you show a little cleavage

"oh look its Alf Martin" - "oh no, ive lost my will to live"

by Krikkisblikkis November 3, 2023

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Todd Martinson

The act of being the most outstanding person in the room. Most of the time guys dislike him because their women are trying to hook up with him.

Man that party would have been pretty epic last night if Todd Martinson didn't take my lady home.

by King boogy December 12, 2023

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Todd Martinson

The guy who is clearly the center of everyone's attention. Although being so popular he is usually annoyed by all the lesser people trying to get his attention. By the end of the night most guys will usually have attitudes towards him because they are jealous he took their ladies home with him.

Party would have been great if Todd Martinson hadn't taken my girl to bed with him.

by King boogy December 12, 2023

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Sucio Martinez

Dirty Martini with Tequila 🍸

I’ve been craving a martini but have been drinking tequila all day. Thank goodness this place will make a Sucio Martinez!

by Samantha Lane December 20, 2023

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Dirty Martini

When they ask for a dirty martini, you put the bottle up your butt and then pour some in and start twerking to stir it up, and then shotgun blast poop and alcohol all over their face.

“Hey Kyle, could I get a dirty martini on the rocks?”

by Gamer gaming December 22, 2023

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