one eyed, one legged pirate

When you are having sex with a girl doggy style, spit on her back, then when she turns around you blow your load in one eye, and kick her in the shin and let her hop around on one leg, holding her eye.

Person 1-"Oh man Sarah's angry at me."
Person 2-"Why's that?"
Person 1-"Ah i did a one eyed, one legged pirate to her, it was funny though, watching her hop around like that!"

by JewSlap August 8, 2016

Ariel legs

When the sex is so good that your legs are all wobbly and you can’t walk right.

Can also be used when referring to good head that has the same wobbly leg result

He gave me the Ariel legs last night

by Backwoodsbarbie November 10, 2022

leg brace

a big boot you wear on ur foot often looks like u have a disorder when you walk, mostly people wear it if ur drunk and brake your foot

jason wore a leg brace after someone smashed on his foot, he also walked like he was faking it! :)

by amy<33 December 14, 2008

sex on legs

Jeon Jeongguk

Jeon Jeongguk? I heard he was a fetus before, but now he's sex on legs.

by kletsmeid123 May 26, 2017

Leg prothesis

1. A fetish that sounds wierd but that is hella cool.
2. Upgraded version of the foot fetish.

Dude 1 : I found some leg prothesis hentai and that's beautiful.
Dude 2 : *feels in danger*

by Frog with salt January 15, 2021

Daddy Long Legs

A daddy is a way of labeling a someone as attractive and automatically gives them the dominant role in the relationship.
Also the oldest, best or biggest of something.

Long legs means the person has particularly long legs and often means they can run fast.

Isabelle is the daddy long legs.

by IsabellesBabyGirrl June 8, 2023

Genie Legs

An insult used for anyone who is a clumsy sh*t
Synonyms are Clodhopper, and Heavy Foot.

"Who knocked over my grandmas vase?"
"Genie Legs over here is the culprit"

by FishyLegs April 23, 2021