national kid kicking day

on the 10th of October, kick the kid u hate the most
yes u can kick ur little sibling

kid: hey-
you: *kicks kid*
kid: OW WHY'D YOU DO THAT?
you: its national kid kicking day stupid
them: ohhh

by u rlly hate that child dont u? October 7, 2021

apple kick

When you near orgasm and kick Granny Smith in the puss

Dude I was plowing his grandma then I apple kicked her right in the clit!

by Brutis May 23, 2017

fangirl kicking

A physical outlet of fangirling typically used while sitting or lying down.
Caution: May cause cramps!

That fanfiction of my OTP that I was reading was so good, that I was fangirl kicking.

by AylissaWolfRose January 25, 2018

gremlin kick

An act of jumping and bringing both knees to the cheat (dominant leg first) and as the non-dominant leg hits the cheat the dominant leg extends out and hits the target. A WMD for the short people in the world

Guy 1: Did you hear that "...." got gremlin kicked in the balls.

Guy 2: Yeah I heard he can't have kids.

Guy 1: That's real pain there

by SmallOneOfWonders July 19, 2017

Kick me

To send nudes

I'm horny, can you kick me?

by nondictionaryuser March 28, 2023

Hick kick

Where you open a beer bottle by putting another beer under the cap and kicking it

Don’t have a bottle opener well you have another beer hick kick that sum’ bitch

by Blumarker June 18, 2020

Back doors kicked in

A euphemism for anal sex

"Oi! Is it true that your mum got her back doors kicked in last week?"
"Yes, Vicar, it's true."

by Sir Aethelred Pisp August 21, 2021