Jo-job

When your girlfriend named Joanna give you a blow job

"Hoping to get one of those world famous Jo-jobs tonight if you know what I mean"

by Grillzman March 7, 2015

the joe job

A complex manoeuvre in which one lures an unsuspecting victim (female) into the disabled toilet at spoons and proceeds to receive the sloppiest of toppys (must nut in under 3 minutes to complete the manoeuvre)

yeah she gave the joe job lmao tiddis, yo btw whats a durag?

by blow jyons April 29, 2020

Jean Job

The act of giving the male sex a hand job but through his jeans.

This could be followed by a massage or a starter activity before sexual intercourse.

Lauren gave Leon a jean job.

Leon enjoys receiving jean jobs.

by Thecreatorofthejeanjob1 January 13, 2014

Dog Job

'Dog Job cannot be described as a single action, it is job lot of Dog Jobbing'

Usually occurring in the back of ones car, dog job can also be known as Doggy Style. The female in the scenario will be bent over on all fours whilst the male is vigorously ragging her from behind in a style reminiscent of a spaniel / other dog breed of a similar size.

Kwistian - do you fancy a bit of dog job in the back seat of my car tonight

Wucy - Very good

by 💣︎♋︎❒︎🙵 December 24, 2020

Steve Job

The act of jerking someone off with an apple

She didn't want to touch his junk but she felt bad for him so she gave him a Steve Job instead.

by michael dickless April 9, 2015

Hand Job

when sum one wacks off a guy

"damn she gives good hand jobs. You should get one."

by Tyz Gurl January 20, 2003

union job

1. A way to pretend people who do no work whatsoever are employed while really just sitting around with their thumbs up their asses and sucking on the dole.

2. A "job" that people can't be fired from even if they never actually do any work.

Union Employee:
Dude, let's go fishin today and drink beers.

Non-union Employee:
I don't know about you, but I have to work.

Union Employee:
Fuck that. You need a union job.

by taxpayersunite April 4, 2009