I'm yo daddy

Friend whos yo new daddy

Friend 1.yo Mike
Friend 2.yeah Fred
Friend 1.i'm yo daddy
Freind 2.wait why
Friend 1.i kinda got yo mom pregnant so we're getting married
Friend 2.well dad... Build me a robot version of yo mom

by godgody June 10, 2020

I'm Tired

Not enough sleep

me : I'm tired last day i did not sleep until 9 am
person: cool

by wedontgiveafooooooooock July 9, 2018

I'm fine

Not dead, still alive

P1: you look upset, how are you?
P2: I'm fine
P2 isn't depressed they are just "drifting"

by NoBForLevi July 23, 2023

i'm not about this game

The thing people say when they play a game so scary that they feel like bailing out.

*Plays FNaF 2*

"Bro, i'm not about this game man."
*Gets jumpscared and intense scream*

by awesome_kitty August 22, 2018

I'm not saying my name again

You already know my name.

Hym "I'm not saying my name again. I know you view it as some kind of victory and I know you already know it so I'm not doing it. YOU say my name, bitch."

by Hym Iam July 12, 2025

I'm Right

The fact that your statement is an opinion and mine is a fact

when i call you cute and you say no i'm not, and so I'm Right and you are not

by Hevanisrightneptuneisnot October 19, 2021

i'm a prince and i live in a car

a joke in the homestuck fandom. “i’m a prince and i live in a ship” is a lyric from Ugly Story, a song about Eridan Ampora. in 2020, swag eridan (a very popular eridan cosplayer) was outed as being a nazi and abuser, and was last seen living out of his car.

i have no idea how you would use i'm a prince and i live in a car in a sentence but ud is forcing my hand

by manzanaverde May 13, 2024