I'm literally neurodivergent and a minor

A phrase used by chronically-online preteens as a way to absolve themselves of any wrongdoing from their behaviour online, often on sites such as twitter.

Often associated with stan-culture, most people who use this phrase are obsessed with one or more internet celebrity.

"OMG Generic Minecraft YouTuber did something!! I'm gonna post obsessively about it, and generally behave in a ravenous manner to those who have minor disagreements with me!"
"Dude wtf is your problem."
"Erm I'm literally neurodivergent and a minor"
"Oh ok. Carry on then"

by SbeveSbren January 18, 2024

i'm just a girl

A saying for when a female (typically a teenage girl) makes a mistake and blames it on being “just a girl”

“I cannot believe you just hit that mailbox”

It’s fine i'm just a girl

by jizabella17 January 28, 2024

I'm a narcissist

Conservatives are using student activist plants now.

Hym "Isn't it weird how conservatives only ever engage with the most emotional and least articulate proponents of the countervailing ideology? The 'I'm a narcissist' guy for example... Seemed fake. Looked fake. And Kirk argues against a pretty substantially nerfed strawman of an argument I made."

by Hym Iam January 29, 2024

I'm sweet enough already

The classic response to when someone asks you why you don't sweeten your coffee.

"You seem like a milk and two sugars kinda gal"
"No sugar for me..."
"Why not?"
"I'm sweet enough already :)"

by Pretzel9 February 3, 2024

I'm so fucking bored

When you're so fucking bored that you go to Urban Dictionary and define "I'm so fucking bored" using meta references that other people have already used to describe the same phrase but it doesn't matter because you're so fucking bored and you know the person reading it will be so bored that they won't care that they just read the same thing in the previous definition. They may wonder if they are more bored than you, or if you're still bored at the time of their reading your definition. Who knows? Neither you nor they, for starters.

Person 1: I'm so fucking bored.
Person 2: (doesn't exist)

by boreddude99 April 7, 2023

I'm sorry

You say this to your friends when you are about to kill them

Friend: why do you have a knife in your hand?
You: I'm sorry but I want to kill you
Friend: Please don't, why would you do this?
You: I don't know I just feel like doing it because why not

by ImwastingtimeonUrbanDictionary April 10, 2023

I'm your density

Geogre McFly's (Crispin Glover) iconic line to Lorraine (Lea Thompson) in Lou's Cafe, in Back to the Future.

George McFly: I'm George. George McFly. I'm your density. I mean your destiny.

by numbereightbus April 17, 2023