The maximum level of alcoholic consumption where any additional drinks do not increase your state of drunkenness. Usually taken place between the hours of 3:30am and 7:00am on weekends, it is most commonly achieved when in a new social setting post-drinking where the new environment does not permit you to stop.
"Man, I was at this after party the other night but since I was at the bar beforehand, I ended up getting donkey blasted."
Dale got so donkey blasted the other night after the show, he ended up drinking till 7am with us in his parent's basement.
Dale got so donkey blasted the other night after the show, he ended up drinking till 7am with us in his parent's basement.
by TurtleKnee May 1, 2017

A man of darker complexion who makes a complete fool of themselves.
by Patto Hamm February 8, 2025

by Idkboy2211 February 7, 2023

by Donk420 May 11, 2023

The act of putting a donkey in your van and bringing it home and having sexual intercourse with it and your family while making donkey noises and listening to ‘Erika’ whilst a painting of Stalin watches it unfold.
by Gettin griddy January 26, 2022

A powerful shot in the game of foosball. A donkey punch is performed by striking the ball with any player on the 5-man bar and cleanly knocking the ball into the opponent's goal. Many times, the donkey punch is executed immediately after entering the ball in play though the ball entry port, but this is not a requirement of the shot. A classic donkey punch is usually struck with extremely high force, resulting in a loud and satisfying goal. Victim of the donkey punch feel instant humiliation and suffer from low self-esteem immediately following the shot.
"Did you see that? Clint just whopped that team in foosball. He finished the game with a donkey punch right up the gut."
by tgrbld August 27, 2019
