Dunder Mifflin/Sabre, intimidating, unsettling and yet profoundly charismatic C.E.O. in the sit-com The Office (season 8). According to Jim Halpert, he might be a genius (S7E21). According to himself, he is the f***ing Lizard King (S8E23). He is portrayed by James Spader, who was probably just being himself the whole time and did not even know he was filmed. Awesome character, regardless.
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“I went hotel california on her and now we got six kids”
“I went hotel california on her and now we got six kids”
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When two people are about to make out and the thrid person jumps between them and get smooshed by both of the them at the same time.
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by NutzHandler November 10, 2019
Get the Hot California Mayo mug.To go California on someone is to have a mental breakdown over something said that does not conform to Communist standards.
Symptoms include incoherent speech, illogical argument points, sudden bursts of emotions such as spontaneous crying, rage, or fits of hysteria; and a general sense of narcissistic pride in one's misinformation word vomit.
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Speaker: "She doesn't want any cookies."
Non Cookie Eater: "Did you just call me she?"
Speaker: "Easy now, don't go California on me."
Non Cookie Eater: "Did you just call me she?"
Speaker: "Easy now, don't go California on me."
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"Jerry's been givin' me the California for close to five decades"
"Jerry's been givin' me the California for close to five decades"
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