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Urban Block

When you can't think of a good funny definition to put on urban dictionary or are too lazy
guy 1: yo dude come up with something to put on urban dictionary
guy 2: sorry bro iv'e got Urban Block
by ZombiefleshLOZ March 23, 2016
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Self cock block

A self (cock block) is when you are in a sexual situation but your nervousness prevents you from gaining an erection.
Todd: You hook up with that chick we met at that concert yet?
Kyle: I was gonna but I was self cock blocked cause she was (a score)
by Foreskingamer69 July 24, 2019
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Clock-Blocking

Clock-Blocking is when you either cock block them in a series of intervals over a extended period of time(e.g. 6 months). Or another form of Clock-Blocking is when you cock block them for a long period of time (e.g. an hour).
Chad 1: Where you Clock-Blocking me and Stacy at the party last nigh?
Chad 2: Yeah but you managed to Clock-Block me and Rei from happening for a whole 6 months
by Chad 3 July 28, 2019
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blocked

Term 'cool' people use when they block a user in Club Penguin.
Penguin 1: Shut up nerd!
Penguin 2: You're getting blocked. Ha!
by whenthathomebrewhits November 11, 2019
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Cuff Block

One who lies about their relationship status with another party in hopes of gaining a commitment out of it.
Rachel was acting crazy last night and tried to cuff block me, I caught her lying to Monica saying she was my girlfriend.
by No One Will Know Show November 21, 2019
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dorlin block

a dorlin block is a young child who has a strange love for frogs and has sexual feeling for there old mother
Denny is a dorlin block so is dori
by worm guy November 27, 2019
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Jew Block

When Jews block you from spreading the thruth about their Khazar Edomite heritage and plans for world domination.
I was talking about the Khazar Talmudists the other day and one of their minions didn't like it, so I got a Jew Block. They won't let me post again.
by WhyzGuy April 7, 2019
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