Piss-wank

A fuking cuck head. A person who thinks they're the best at everything, little do they know everyone hates him.

Oi mate, look over there at Archie, that piss-wank

by Whatta Meme April 27, 2018

piss wank

To piss/cum whilst asleep.

Waking up wet and the mid-drift is piss wank, wet.

by Jam Head October 13, 2009

Test Wank

The act of checking the captain is awake after having a skin full. Usually in a pub toilet.

The good lady wife says I'm on a promise and I've had 8 gins. I'm off for a test wank

by Paul A Radcliffe May 23, 2023

crab wank

When one of the mandem decides to have a crafty one by lowering himself like a crab and starts the ritual of going ham on the hog, gripping his cock soo tightly it goes purple and tears the fuck out of his cheesy stinky foreskin

Yo bruv transnigger do u want to join me for a crab wank over some ass fucking Micheal fucking a 6 year old porn and then after platting a dirty ass hole then find Micheal the fucking spastic ass licking fucking cunt herion addict trans nigger bitch then deck the mother fucking four eyed blind homo faggot

by ill eat your pussy juice every April 21, 2017

multi-wank

When you are trying to masturbate and your girlfriend, mom, sister, Aunt, etc. walks past and you have to quickly change the website.

Guy 1: Did you see the porn website I emailed you?

Guy2: No, I couldn't, my mom was home and I had to multi-wank, but I did it when she fell asleep.

by Tylah808 March 08, 2011