Modern baby names

A name for a new born always containing at least 1 x or z in it. Usually took either 8 months + 20 days, or 5 minutes. Also these names are always stupid. These monstrosities also may contain more Y’s then necessary.

I don’t understand stand the obsession with these Modern baby names. Stop naming your kids after a serial killer.
-Me

Oh cool, how about I name my kid Jackson, but spelt like Jaxxynne, to give it that modern baby name twist.

by RyanTheFox June 14, 2021

Any male name

A very nice guy apparently

“What happens if you search my name up on urban dictionary?”
“It’ll probably say your name is a nice dude, basically any male name on that site says that”

by TheEndDragon May 8, 2022

a girl named strawberry

Strawberry is a girl selling pussy for crack to the Dope man Dope man

Person one : you see that girl over there
Person two: yeah what about her
Person one : she is a girl named strawberry she is the neighborhood hoe

by anonymous November 17, 2021

my real name?

famous line by terryiscool160

my real name?

by fjhashjfshiaks9djjkq September 21, 2021

His name is Mozart.

his name is mozart as you see

Bloodlust:Look! Its him!

Christopher:What's his name?

Bloodlust:His name is Mozart.

by blue1178real March 18, 2023

Wu Tang Name

When you go the the wu tang name generator app and get a wu name dubbed and customized just for you using your real name in their algorithm. You can be part of the wu tang crew too!!

My wu tang name is, “Midnight Specialist”

by Handledme April 3, 2020

Her Name Not Daya Bettica?

To be thinking your doing something right, only to find out you have been doing it wrong all that time. Coined by Kornbread "The Snack" Jeté in RuPaul's Drag Race Season 16.

Kornbread: Daya Bettica thats not your name?

Kornbread in confessionals: Her name not daya bettica?
Producer: It's Daya Betty, Daya Betty.

by Chilli Tortellini April 10, 2024