I woke up in the morning hung over with a sore ass, I look over at my girl and ask her what happened last night? She looks at me and says, " I had to get my reverse upchuck fuck in babe!"
by Shamrock lovr July 23, 2017

by HiddenArcher October 30, 2017

by Jeffrey willingly June 26, 2021

Guy: Wanna fuck?
Girl: But i'm you bestfriend that's weird.
Guy: But it's October 18 - Fuck a bestfriend day.
Girl: But i'm you bestfriend that's weird.
Guy: But it's October 18 - Fuck a bestfriend day.
by 12whotfisyou October 17, 2019

Last thing that goes through a human mind before taking any important decisions or doing something stupid
"Should I propose to my crush or stalk her like a creep????Hmmm....Fuck it, I'll just bang some hooker and get Aids...
by Frost Ghost March 10, 2019

What the fuck are you doing here?
I walked in on my sister fucking my boyfriend.
Fuck you!
This is so fucking stupid!
I walked in on my sister fucking my boyfriend.
Fuck you!
This is so fucking stupid!
by Elise Finley March 16, 2022

by BIGMUSCLEMAN123 December 9, 2020
