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i fucked your mom#6969

The best Preston roleplay account to exist
Person A: do you have discord friends?
Me: yes I have 'i fucked your mom#6969'
by Definitelynotdaniel June 26, 2021
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you selfish fuck

A person who is being very selfish to the point it gets annoying.
person: im not giving you any food since you ate mine
me: its because you haven't fed me for weeks you selfish fuck.
by your mom's fav ♥ September 27, 2021
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Fuck girl

I'm a fuck girl, and lemme tell you sum shit.

Okay, the life of a fuck girl is easy. It's fun. But you can only be a fuck girl if your hot, if not, SUCKS FOR YOU your the girls that the fuck girls, aka me, bully. Lmao. Fuck girls usually have a lot of beef with other girls, they talk to alot of guys, and use current slang.

We usually fall for guys like us, aka fuck boys. And that's bad bc they just wanna fuck and leave. But the boys that actually care abt us, we don't give a shit abt. So yeah, we're pretty stupid. And I can say that BC I'm a fuck girl myself, so yeah.
Dylan: "How's stuff with you and Cassidy?”

Jacob: "Horrible, she fucking cheated on me with Ryan! The biggest fuck boy in school. She says she thinks she loves him. But I talked to him yesterday, he said he just wanted to 'Hit that ass'. He's a douche"

Dylan: "it's alright man"

Jacob: "No its not! I loved her!"

Dylan: "She's a fuck girl man, get over her"
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don't you fucking hoover me

don't you fucking hoover me - a saying used to represent someones annoyance towards their friend 'hoovering' them via vc on discord or other platforms.
Phoro:*hoover noises*
Astrid:'Don't You Fucking Hoover Me, Pho!'
by Phoro June 12, 2022
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Megalodon fucked

When you drink almost a whole bottle of vodka, twerk violently for hours and abuse anyone within a 10 metres of you
"Yeah man she was megalodon fucked"
"On a scale of 1-megalodon fucked how drunk are you"
by MegalodonM8 August 19, 2015
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Fuck Jupiter Day

the day that we all come together on July 21 and say “fuck Jupiter!” about my ex boyfriend because it is his birthday that day
Oh hey, it’s July 21, happy Fuck Jupiter Day!”
by sleeptoken May 17, 2025
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