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Fucked the pickle

(Verb) To take an action which requires a dangerously low level of common sense, inability to process logical thought, possibly symptomatic of impaired cognitive ability, stroke, CTE, or bad genetics (e.g. inbreeding).
Wow, Governor Abbott, you really fucked the pickle on that one. (With regards to opening the state before the COVID-19 curve flattened and then demanding that schools open in the Fall while cases continue to rise at an alarming rate)
by pull-mai-fingr July 12, 2020
mugGet the Fucked the picklemug.

Fuck-balled

Acutely intoxicated through alcohol consumption. Specifically applied to the combination or drinking and dancing.
I was so fuck-balled last night I can't remember their name.
by Ima HughJ Hoare February 7, 2023
mugGet the Fuck-balledmug.

fuck squach

When you leave an orgy early without telling anyone where you're going
Oh hey he's leaving, there goes fuck squach
by Papa dongus April 19, 2018
mugGet the fuck squachmug.

Shadow fucking

It’s just like shadow boxing but with fucking. It’s a means to train for sexual intercourse by
committing sexual acts towards air.
I was shadow fucking in my room this morning to train for tonight.
mugGet the Shadow fuckingmug.

What the fuck around?

A. Noun, greeting: a way to say a friendly hello to a friend or close acquaintance
B. Noun, exclamation: a way to express dissatisfaction with a situation
A. (Greeting): Tom ran into Jerome at the gas station and said, “Hey man, what the fuck around?” Jerome replied, “What the fuck around? Going to that show later?”
B. (Exclamation): “You spilled relish on my shirt! What the fuck around?!?
by Señor Beezerton June 22, 2024
mugGet the What the fuck around?mug.

Fuck boi

A guy who pretends he's been hurt and doesn't have many friends to make you feel sorry for him and hang out with him then you find out he's been sleeping with tonnes of people and just been manipulating and lying to you the whole time.
Wow that Louis M. Is such a fuck boi!
by KK713 July 18, 2016
mugGet the Fuck boimug.

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