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Suck and Fuck

Usually used amongst tradesmen in reference to any establishment that simultaneously sucks the money out of your wallet, either by charging high prices for basic tools, or by pawning off cheaply made Chinese garbage at prices so low you can't afford not to buy it, while also fucking the customer in the end, whether it be in the form the previously stated poor quality of the merchandise, or in the form of the establishment doing everything in their power to weasel their way out of honoring their warranty.
Tom: "Hey Dick, with all that overtime you've been pulling, I bet your paycheck is looking fatter than Kardashian ass."

Dick: "Damn right Tom. In fact, I'm gonna go down to the suck and fuck on my lunch break and get me a new drill."
by ApacheHellion July 16, 2022
mugGet the Suck and Fuckmug.

Fucked Yup

When something is completely messed up that you completely agree with it.
Dude, that is so fucked yup.
by Penelope Rainblossom-Smith October 14, 2023
mugGet the Fucked Yupmug.

fuck

i ate fuck
by 3eded February 25, 2022
mugGet the fuckmug.

Stuck in a fuck

when a man's penis has an unusual hardness. Not erect, but solded enough to have intercourse with. It is usual why the entire day is frustrating.
" I would have asked her for her number, but hanging out all day with the guys has me stuck in a fuck."
by skribble August 19, 2013
mugGet the Stuck in a fuckmug.

well fucked duck

To be completely satisfied
That meal left me feeling like a well fucked duck.
by Citybench February 15, 2014
mugGet the well fucked duckmug.

Fuck Knuckle

The second knuckle of any digit when inserted into an orifice in a sexual manner.
I was fingdipin' this girl to the fuck knuckle after the baseball game the other day.
by elcapitandeganja October 18, 2013
mugGet the Fuck Knucklemug.
Refers to the tendency of friends to nickname you after one humiliating incident and the nickname sticking.
Ryan: "What's up, rimster?"

Jake: "I regret telling you that. I let Sarah eat my ass one time. You break one plate, you're not plate breaker but you fuck one donkey!? and you're donkey fucker for the rest of your life."
by penisshakes December 8, 2023
mugGet the You break one plate, you're not plate breaker but you fuck one donkeymug.

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