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Taxi Cab Whore

A Girl who charges sex by the mile.
$10 Per Mile.

M/S + M = T
Then
T(N) = $10(N)
M = One mile in feet
S = Size of manhood (In inches)
T = Total amount of thrusts per mile
N = Number of miles
Ex.1

5280/8 + 5280 = 5940
Then
5940(1) = $10(1)
5940 = $10

So, For every 5,940 Thrusts into the Vagina or Anus, the Taxi Cab Whore charges you $10

Ex.2

5280/7.5 + 5280 = 5984
Then
5984(2) = $10(2)
11968 = $20

If you thrust her for two miles worth of your manhood, Taxi Cab Whore charges you $20
Taxi Cab Whore by The-Mountain November 21, 2011
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war whore 

military wife who cheats while husband is deployed
I just found out my wife is a fucking war whore
war whore by private fiddle sticks February 1, 2009
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