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Max

Mediocre name for an even more mediocre man.
"Alexa, define dumbass"
"A prime example of a dumbass is Max."
by chadwick chadicus November 16, 2021
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Cunt maxing

“Ayoo! This prick getting in the way of your cunt maxing princess? ****mcdOnalDs noises****
by 404paige March 19, 2024
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Max rosen

A person named max rosen is obsessed with doing laundry. It is his pride and passion. Everyday we wakes up and thinks about doing laundry. If you get in his way when he needs to do a load he gets ANGRYYY. Don’t be scared though he is very efficient when it comes to the process he is in and out in no time. Is that because he sits and waits or because he only washed 5 things at a time? He is a good dude who loves laundry, he has a badass sidekick named Zachary who has his back whenever he needs him. He loves laundry as well however he is a big mean man when you spend too much time in the dryer. Be careful of max and Zach next laundry day.
Max Rosen and Zach are the greatest laundry duo ever
by Jeddb December 5, 2024
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max-ditz

To assume the most simple, brainless, ditzy attitude and manner possible in order to gain a real OR psychological advantage in some social, commercial or legal interaction.
Lovely lawyer Llyshelle needed to get the vexatious, soon-to-be-ex wife to open up how she married JUST for his vast wealth, so she went max-ditz with a high blonde wig, trampy clothing and makeup to lull the wife into thinking she was a loser of a lawyer. Llyshelle had her screaming her life-sucking wedding plans within 5 minutes.
by You rReal Name March 26, 2020
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Max

A rapey little midget who’s always trying to prove himself to make up for his tiny penis and height. Girls run when they see him.
Max: what’s up ladies
Girls: PLEASE LEAVE ME ALONE RAPIST
Max: Ooooo yeah talking dirty to me baby
by Max whiteman November 23, 2021
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max

strange donny with wavy eyebrows. quite clapped. if you see him in the street, he’s probably just kidnapped someone’s dog. don’t trust max.
“wait, is that max?”
yeah, he just finessed my dog
by kitkatchuncky August 5, 2021
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Chris Church Maxing

Chris Chruch Maxing is when you wear a red nike tech for long periods of time
by Sigma skibidi goat February 4, 2025
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