Facebook Cleansing

When your Newsfeed is spammed with duck faces, horse shit, and anal turd you don't care about from random motherfuckers you want to stab in the face, you commence the act of facebook cleansing. Inspired by Hitler himself, you create a list of individuals you wish to kill and a list of individuals who irritate you to an intolerable degree. Then you go to each one of these individuals walls, leave them the sincere, heartfelt message of "fuck you" and proceed to defriend them. After you have gone through your entire list of victims, you are left with close friends, funny douchebags, random hot chicks you stalk from time to time, and NO annoying, urine gargling, feces eating, child molesting, snot chewing, ass licking, piss drinking, vomit spitting, duck-faced, irritating shitbags you were stupid enough to add in the first place.

And through Facebook Cleansing, you can once again use facebook with leisure.
These motherfucking duck-faced bitches are starting to make me release anal fluids against my will. I'm going to do some facebook cleansing and then burn them alive.
by Boywithadick July 29, 2012
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Facebook retouching

the act of untagging oneself from unflattering or incriminating photos in order to maintain an a more attractive virtual persona
Girl: Are you looking at Kelly's album from the party last night?
Roommate: Yeah- gotta do some major Facebook retouching- my boobs were totally falling out of my tank top last night, and she still tagged me in all the photos!
by Andy Macintyre June 25, 2011
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Facebook Pirate

Individual that proceeds to steal everything you post on your facebook wall and post it on their wall without giving any credit thus taking all the glory of your genius.
That bitch is such a facebook pirate.. he stole my Lady Gaga video AGAIN and now he has 30 comments and I only have 4.
by justincolt April 14, 2011
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Facebook philosophy

Spread like wildfire by the semi-literate and white trash, a quote that starts with either « Life, Love, or A Real Man... » followed by some god-awful half-witted analogy, written by some incult, uneducated and unintelligent teenager.
A real man doesn't care what color you wore today... or some other inept facebook philosophy.
by Villies July 06, 2013
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Facebook Hoochie

Anyone who posts ridiculously slutty pictures of themselves or others with the intent of showing off their hoochie clothing or sexual prowess.
Friend: Did you see what your sister is wearing on facebook?

Brother: Yea, She a facebook hoochie.

Look at your puto brother. He's hanging out with all those slutty girls and being a facebook hoochie on spring break.
by Beckaylargo April 19, 2012
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Facebook relationship

A couple where both partners obsessively use Facebook and only contact each other through this website.
John: Have you ever been over her's house?
Sam: Nah man but we hit each other up daily on facebook
John: What a Facebook relationship
by laxgurl28 February 27, 2012
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Facebook Ninja

One who has a Facebook Account, adds nearly anyone who makes a friend request, only checks or updates their account with information sparingly and then disappears again for an extended period of time.
Bob uses his Facebook Account like a one night stand, he hits it and runs. He is a Facebook Ninja.
by dyslexicanaboko July 02, 2011
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