Tits-Bingo

The Jackpot! The Winner!

Omg! This cocktail is tits-bingo!

by Seamen33 November 17, 2013

tit bits

Small bits of food fallen into a ladies cleavage which could potentially provide a little snack for later.

Mary was scoffing crisps during the film, which meant loads of tit bits in bed later 🥰

by Booooooo00000oom June 12, 2021

Road Tit

The act of showing ones breast on the road when requested. Ex: "show us your boobs!" Then then the female replies with a road tit.

We where driving down the road when she gave us a road tit

by dr.fitler. phd. January 10, 2017

Messy tits

Breasts that have been ejaculated on. Can also refer to flabby, flat, pancake looking tits commonly seen in National Geographic magazine.

After some hot sex, Scott finished by giving me messy tits last night!

That bitch Dakota got some nasty, messy tits!

by steeldoesntfeel December 25, 2016

cold tits

The nipples that get hard when it is cold outside

Most people's tits (nipples) get cold outside titties hence cold tits

by Bobbyjoebilly March 7, 2016

Tit lining

An expression when playing football/soccer for someone who does nothing but wait by the goal for a long ball pass to stick in the net. Usually when offside isn’t played on a kick about match

Dave scores his seventh goal.

“Fuck off, Dave, you Tit lining bastard!”

by EgoCity August 7, 2021

Tit for a task'et

When a verbal argument occurs between two people that can only be settled with a old maids basket.

I was so mad at him... You know it was a tit for a task'et.

I won't forgive him until he gives me his grandmother's basket

by Happy morningstar January 15, 2020