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Clown

Someone that expects the world to be a friendly circus or casino.
She was too serious looking and sounding for someone who had always had the spirit/soul of a clown. And she was also too argumentative and willing to act on violent negative impulses she didn't acknowledge having for someone that was a clown deep down, (the kind of clown that sets things on fire, sinks a hammer into the back of someone's skull, or shoots/has somebody shot dead) which isn't really funny. For a natural comedian and lover, she was mighty hateful and serious looking/sounding though she claimed to be about love, light, and hope rather than darkness, hate, and despair/desperation (to win at everything). So the world continued to look at mostly males or other people that seemed to be more suspicious than her, even if it was getting harder and harder to find people that were.
by The Original Agahnim May 28, 2021
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hit the clown

"Hit the Clown" is lingo for make a run to Jack in the

Box
Dude no. 1: I'm baked to the bejesus
Dude no. 2: yeah, me too
Dude no. 1: wanna Hit the Clown?
Dude no. 2: yeah, let's go get some tacos
by anonymous December 10, 2023
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Clown-meister

Another name for Donald Trump and his MAGA followers, and/or his political associates
If his mouth is open and running, that dumb clown-meister Trump is usually lying about something.
by Humanitiesguy October 10, 2022
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soul clown

The musical group is currently touring throught Arizona.

www.soulclown.net
by Soul Clown Email List Guy January 17, 2005
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clown grass

Weed that is so strong that you trip out, walk on your own head, dance all night and say the most hilarious things you've ever said.

Sativa dominant, genetically modified from multiple strains over a long, sitting around 30+% thc. Very rare to find, cannot be cloned successfully outside a lab.
I scored some clown grass on my way back from the west coast. The stories are true!
by G Dano May 20, 2024
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sex ed clown

Lanky Kong's current job.
Give creepy lectures with penis and vulva puppets.
$64,439 per year
He earned a degree in a college town and decided to work as a sex ed clown. Now he has a penis puppet and a vulva puppet too. And he'll give a creepy lecture just for you
by Urban Wildlife November 29, 2023
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clown

Revolting demons summoned for the sole purpose of eating small children and the weak.
I summon thy clown, for thy has a job to fulfill. There is a man who commit theft and robbed me of my cake. Rape his daughter.
by ViridiusGreene May 23, 2016
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